6/24/2023 0 Comments Limbo bar meaning![]() Peter rolls eyes) "- so He can do whatever He wants to do." Soul: "If it gives Him diarrhea, why does He eat it?" He's in the loo because popcorn gives Him the blowing shits." Not if He would get a move on, at least." Peter, coloring a bit: "Well not really you know! No, it's not 'out' at all. Soul: "Judgement as in Throne of God, damnation, sins, all that? I thought that sort of theology went out with Henry Sacheverell." Peter: "Your Judgement, you dicklemuffin." Soul: "But what am I supposed to be waiting for? He comes up to a soul floating invisibly in the blue vapors. On his vest is an adhesive paper nametag with several smudged thumb marks and the name Petrus Sanctus in green ink. He wears a bellhop's red vest, too tight and quite shabby, and a bowler hat. An eerie scene which we will now attempt to recreate for you through the magic of the Computator Industry®™.Ī bent and hunched little man comes trudging slowly through the smoke and darkling mirrors. ![]() Then they come to their senses and find they've covered the tablecloth with mucus and everyone is staring at them.īut two or three have witnessed.something else. These people describe a sensation like being grabbed, swung about, and thrown down a flight of stairs in the dark. Of course everything scientists know about Limbo comes from the few souls who have experienced near-terminal sneezes and returned to their bodies after only a short time in Limbo. The soul must wait, and if it begins tapping its ghostly toes or shimmying its aetherial hips a rude chill forces itself up the soul's spine and shackles of ice seem to immobilise its limbs. A smell that is neither incense nor musty grave-shrouds but rather more like popcorn is described by most. ![]() No sound greets the soul's incorporeal ear, except at widely spaced intervals the distant echo of a toilet flushing. The ceiling, if it exists, is invisible in the towering shadows. The floor seems to be made of polished obsidian. Survivors of near-sneeze experiences describe the Dance Floor as a great round hall filled with blue smoke and dark mirrors. There it must float, unmoving, while waiting for Judgement. When a soul departs its body - usually at death but sometimes after a good sneeze - it finds itself on The Dance Floor in Limbo. Important Figures Apostle Paul Augustine ĭancing is usually lively, rawk-out-crazee, soft-n'-slow, romantic.or at least involves movement. Justification Christian worship Mortal SinĬhristian Church Roman Catholicism The Pope Eastern Orthodoxy Protestantism Christian erudition Christian denominations Christian movements Christian ecumenism Christian scholastica Christian discourses.The Bible Old Testament New Testament Apocrypha The Gospels Ten Commandments The Trinity The Father The Son ( Jesus Christ) The Holy Spirit God Jesus Evil Jesus Satan The Apostles Heaven and/ or Hell Great Schism The Crusades Reformation Joyce M., seen here at the Alcoholics's Anonymous Limbo Days event in Lancastershire.
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